Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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