what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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