I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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