I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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