I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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