I hate your face
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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