Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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