Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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