just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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