Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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