Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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