can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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