I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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