fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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