I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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