You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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