he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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