Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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