The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
