He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
