physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i out mim tonsoeep
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