That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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