I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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