Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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