i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
50% drunk capacity currently
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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