i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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