you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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