I want to have your abortion
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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