bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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