it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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