Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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