If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
