This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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