yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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Drake has all the answers
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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