i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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