he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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