Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I die, sorry about rent.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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