Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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