I wanna passion pit in your ass
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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