Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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