In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize