we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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