Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said her name was "party"
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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