So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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