That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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