I love black thongs
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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