tell your sister to shave her snatch
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ladies don't puke and tell
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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