Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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