You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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