Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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