i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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