I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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