Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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