I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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