I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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