Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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